Blingwow

Taking a ordinary object and making it pimp

I blingwow’d that guitar for her birthday!

by Weirdthingsrainysays February 23, 2024

Blyking

Blowing on the tip of the shaft in attempt to inflate the scrotum

"I've been Blyking for some time now. Sooner or later it might pop."

by Gushman123 March 25, 2024

Bling

Physical or metaphorical value based upon experience or money.

'I've done nothing with my life.'
'I'm broke, seems we both have some blingmaxxing to do.'

by SILLY SAMOON June 10, 2024

bling

crystal form of speed, highly addictive stimulant infamously known ask crystal meth; methamphetamine.

David made it a routine to pick up bling at dusk.

by ORIGINALinspired June 21, 2024

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.

"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"

by Creature12 February 9, 2026

blinghoe

An erotoaddict female who cannot keep her legs closed. She also wears copious amounts of jewelry and listens to nothing but raunchy music. Blinghoes constantly bicker amongst themselves because they're constantly cheating and being cheated on by each other. Blinghoes have no integrity. They are dishonest, disloyal, and they're extremely annoying. They always have 18 pounds of makeup on, and are incredibly shallow and plastic. Blinghoes love to brag about their incredible sexual skills, when in reality all they do is lay there like a beached tuna with their legs spread open.

That girl is such a blinghoe!

by RoadkillAvenger December 2, 2024

blingo

nigger cumsock

man my blingo is all stiff and crunchy

by blompdzfnzgfn December 11, 2024