Joe Bisexual
Joe Bisexual by im not a newb November 1, 2020
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pseudo bisexual
A person who pretends to be bisexual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.
Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Guy: OMG, those chicks are making out! Man, I love bisexual chicks. They're so HOT!
Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.
Guy: How do you know?
Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!
Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!
Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.
Guy: How do you know?
Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!
Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!
Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
pseudo bisexual by Consonance March 21, 2011
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Goldstar bisexual
Goldstar bisexual by Cookiearrow May 22, 2015
Battle-axe Bisexual
A bisexual who believes that labels such as pansexual, polysexual and omnisexual are unnecessary, as they believe that these sexualities are all just bisexual worded differently. BaB's also believe that pansexuality is biphobic and transphobic. To back this up, they cite something called the Bisexual Manifesto, which is a piece of text that's over 33 years old, and defines bisexuality as "Attraction to two or more genders." This definition is vital to BaB's, as it's one of the reasons why they believe that the aforementioned labels are unneeded.
Eliza: "I ran a discourse account, elizaspeaks, for two years. It was fun while it lasted but after a while I realized that discourse is pretty boring and unnecessary, and I abandoned the account."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
Theo: "Oh yeah! I remember you! You were the battle-axe bisexual I was in a group chat with. I left that group a long time ago."
Battle-axe Bisexual by gatekeepinggaslightinggirlboss August 4, 2021
bar bisexual
bar bisexual by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Emotional Bisexual
Person 1: Jimmy is bisexual, but doesn't wanna bang guys.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Emotional Bisexual.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Emotional Bisexual.
Emotional Bisexual by YTHacker November 5, 2019