blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020

Meth beaver

A meth head who cuts down trees for drug money

Was out riding my dirt bike and the meth beavers were hacking trees down again

by ChillxBilly June 8, 2020

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

by jimmybomm August 4, 2020

Baby beaver

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

The baby beaver wrapped himself with toilet paper

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020

Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

The Beaver Fade

Where a male fades his pubic hairs typically from a #0 to a #2 or #3

The beaver fade

by Dwolf169 November 9, 2012