Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know

“HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”

by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021

cheeky bastard

midget that sneeks past you and steals the golden gun

that oddjob is a cheeky bastard

by oddjobteabagger February 05, 2010

stupid bastard

See the future in the palm of my hand.

Poker with the Joker and some Uno Cards.

The Bloodhound Gang are a bunch of stupid bastard( S ).

by larstait November 03, 2003

dickless bastard

a person or friend who talks shit about their friends on this site.

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz>

by Daniel Mullica May 31, 2003

bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT September 03, 2008

bastard belly

cum bubble, thera

That bastard belly is just another Thera who probably doesn't even know who the father is.

by crusty roach vag September 07, 2008