Pigeony Bastard

A pigeon that lives in an abandoned building and claims it as their home, This gives them a large sense of importance and they will do whatever to protect their adopted kingdom of shite. Abandoned explorers are often attacked, divebombed , shit on and cooed at by these winged psychopaths!

Watch out Andy that pigeony bastard has its evil eye on you!

by Fatima Butcrack March 31, 2022

Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.

Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!

by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021

cheeky bastard

midget that sneeks past you and steals the golden gun

that oddjob is a cheeky bastard

by oddjobteabagger February 5, 2010

stupid bastard

See the future in the palm of my hand.

Poker with the Joker and some Uno Cards.

The Bloodhound Gang are a bunch of stupid bastard( S ).

by larstait November 3, 2003

dickless bastard

a person or friend who talks shit about their friends on this site.

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz>

by Daniel Mullica May 31, 2003

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT October 20, 2008