babies

poop machines.

"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."

by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008

Barbie

A plastic doll made in the 1900's with a small waist and large boobs. Many people believe that this non-moving doll portrays that you have to be blond and skinny to be good. Children under the age of 7 usually play with this doll and as they get older they stop. But as the years come by they seem to care more about there body shape and the amount of makeup they have on. They will start to believe that Juicy Couture is the only place cute girls get clothes from. They also start to act bitchy and snotty as they reach for their silly goal whereas a girl who played with cabbage patch kids wouldn't be caring for this stuff. The girls who played with barbies would be revolving around stupid nonsense and hot boys. These dolls teach young girls to be sluts and they believe that having barbies looks is everything. I do not care what other people say, Barbies are the worst dolls ever.

"OMG look it's kyle!!!"
" great not this again, didn't i already tell you that I don't care for guys. I wish you never played with barbies"
"ew, shut up and get a life. You're such a loser! Kyle is ah-mazing"

by Barbies_suck_in_ur_face_hahah May 7, 2010

Making face Babies

making out to the point it is like you are having sex with your mouths.

Dude, last night me and Colleen were getting so into it that we ended up making Face Babies

by Magenta98 October 4, 2008

Food Babies

When you've ate so much food it looks like your pregnant.. hence food babies

I've ate soooo much, I totally have food babies

by vampiricprincess June 5, 2010

Bacardi Barbie

Hot girls or that's who get wasted and start to act slutty when drinking Bacardi rum

That girl is a true Bacardi Barbie

by Cwilson105 September 4, 2016

Broken Barbie

A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.

Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...

Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.

Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.

by Smullo December 25, 2016

I'm a Barbie girl!

It's a song that for Barbie girls

I'm a Barbie girl!

by DonaldDuckInTheMorning July 10, 2018