Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.

by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022

hot air balloon

The action of expelling ones flatulence into a vaginal orifice

Bro i totally gave britney a hot air balloon last night

by warspark February 24, 2015

Hot air ballooning

The act in which a male ejaculates in their partners mouth causing it to fill up. The man then smacks his penis on the mouth causing hot sticky cum to spray out like a hot air balloon.

Friend #1: dude I was hot air ballooning my gf last night.

Friend #2: damn I really want to try that with mine.

by Icnvnu February 13, 2023

Pensacola Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised guy rolls up his foreskin and pees in it, filling the foreskin up like a water balloon.

He needed to urinate, so he gave himself the Pensacola Water Balloon.

by GatorBoy87 November 2, 2025

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

Balloon Dogging

The act of have sex on an old bed frame making it squeak very loudly.

Bob: We are being evicted from our apartment.
Mary: What? Why?
Bob: The landlord said other residents were complains about our balloon dogging.
Mary: Wha...

by The Philosopher Of Our Times August 24, 2016