NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Bagel

When a girl is too attached too a guy or hasn’t like any other guy since the 3rd grade.

Boy:Dudes it’s that girl is an actual bagel
Boy 2: yah she need to move on too another guy

by Yo use my word January 24, 2020

Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Tijuana Bagel

Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...

When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel

by Stonedirt November 8, 2017

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024