Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.
Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
by natural_name January 21, 2021

After 12 vibes is when you are in a state of not being able to cry but not being able to smile at the same time
by Papagenji121 September 8, 2020

by SweetOnionSauce September 9, 2020

by OTot90 February 22, 2025

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.
After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.
by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022

If it’s after 7:30 and you go out with a friend, girl sit in the car go out to eat it’s a must you get a act of the unusual
Let’s link up at After 7:30
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie
by Poppydixk August 1, 2020
