The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.
John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.
by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016
Get the Shit windowmug. After a long night of drinking and eating nothing but pizza and sausage biscuts on a car trip. One of the pasengers in the car emits a fart that smells so bad that all four windows of the car must be rolled down.
by rottenassjoel March 31, 2008
Get the Four Windowmug. Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--
2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream
Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.
2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream
Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.
by aremkay January 23, 2009
Get the Candle in the Windowmug. The appropriate amount of time before one can begin creeping a newly added follower on social media.
I don't want to violate the creep window so I am going to wait 20 minutes before creeping my new follower on twitter.
by Milldo July 19, 2014
Get the Creep Windowmug. Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.
When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
Get the Window Kissingmug. A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying
by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016
Get the window lickermug. A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non
Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!
Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!
by Shadow_Chooses_Olive_Homestead January 1, 2012
Get the Windows XPmug.