Me: minding my own business using retail therapy to solve my problems
My subconscious: watermelon sugar high! Watermelon sug-
Me again: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
My subconscious: watermelon sugar high! Watermelon sug-
Me again: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by SoWhatItsPointless July 10, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. “My Name
“I guess you are kind of curious as to who I am, but I am one of those who do not have a regular name. My name depends on you. Just call me whatever is in your mind.
If you are thinking about something that happened a long time ago: Somebody asked you a question and you did not know the answer.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was raining very hard.
That is my name.
Or somebody wanted you to do something. You did it. Then they told you what you did was wrong—“Sorry for the mistake,”—and you had to do something else.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was a game you played when you were a child or something that came idly into your mind when you were old and sitting in a chair near the window.
That is my name.
Or you walked someplace. There were flowers all around.
That is my name.
Perhaps you stared into a river. There as something near you who loved you. They were about to touch you. You could feel this before it happened. Then it happened.
That is my name.”
― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
“I guess you are kind of curious as to who I am, but I am one of those who do not have a regular name. My name depends on you. Just call me whatever is in your mind.
If you are thinking about something that happened a long time ago: Somebody asked you a question and you did not know the answer.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was raining very hard.
That is my name.
Or somebody wanted you to do something. You did it. Then they told you what you did was wrong—“Sorry for the mistake,”—and you had to do something else.
That is my name.
Perhaps it was a game you played when you were a child or something that came idly into your mind when you were old and sitting in a chair near the window.
That is my name.
Or you walked someplace. There were flowers all around.
That is my name.
Perhaps you stared into a river. There as something near you who loved you. They were about to touch you. You could feel this before it happened. Then it happened.
That is my name.”
― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I will tell you about it because I am here and you are distant.”
― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
― Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Maynard G. June 1, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
Get the Watermelon felonmug. Watermelon Sugar is a drug that Harry Styles made a song about. Many people did not know what it meant.
“Hey man do you take Watermelon Sugar?” Said Tim
“No, that’s a song” explained Bob
“It’s actually a drug that someone made a song about” Tommy butted in.
“Hey man do you take Watermelon Sugar?” Said Tim
“No, that’s a song” explained Bob
“It’s actually a drug that someone made a song about” Tommy butted in.
by Agueroooooo December 27, 2020
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. a term and name of a song by harry styles that hasn't ended it's reign of terror as #1 on urban dictionary for months (as of now)
"watermelon sugar high!" -H.S.
by M1N3MY June 27, 2021
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019
Get the A watermelonmug. guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012
Get the pumping the watermelonmug.