When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.
by nrgoonit August 14, 2015
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Get the going for a job mug.Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009
Get the peel job mug.(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010
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Get the Em Job mug.When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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