poser

someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.

David Vickery is a poser.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

Poser

Someone who drives a Ford fusion

Wait, he drives a Ford fusion?? I didn't know he was a poser!

by Duck#2 September 28, 2017

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

She would act like a gangster, a badass, tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was a poser from outside Harrisburg who was nothing like the characters she posed as.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Poser

Someone desperate to convince the world they are not a prude and dont care what anybody thinks, despite being pretentious and/or superficial.

The poser said he/she didnt care what anybody thought of him/her and that he/she wasnt a prude, but his/her actions showed someone who cared desperately about what people thought of him/her.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

poser

a poser is defined as sarah gluck

a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019

Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous

Jacob cancerous in general is a poser

by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 27, 2018

Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.

He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.

by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021