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Your Mom

Is gay
by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019
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Your crush

Me ;)
Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.
by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022
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Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick
John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one
by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019
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Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
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your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
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Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?
Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha
by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023
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On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen
"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"
by 2North February 13, 2012
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