Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024

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Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

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Yankee Doodle Glitter Goose

A term for someone who is full of themselves.

That boy is a yankee doodle glitter goose

by jwh2025 February 23, 2025

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Yankee (n.) — Informal: A habitual male masturbator; one who "yanks"/partakes in "yanking" way too much for their own good.
Also see: Wanker.
Obsolete: originally referred to Americans, especially from the northern United States.

New: Fuck off wit' your circlejerk invitation, John, y'all just a bunch of yankees.
Old: Those bloody Yankees will put cheese on anything if you ask them.

by MattsterWilford April 30, 2025

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yankee

A Northerner who moves to the south and complains about everything, can't drive, ruins the housing market, causes accidents, and is generally an asshole. Does not apply to transplants who know how to behave. Not to be confused with the baseball team.

These damn entitled yankees drive like shit.

by randomsoutherngirl January 22, 2026

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Yarked

Yarked is a flow state you reach after edging to Bonnie blue for 3+ hours. Your cock becomes so engorged to the point that even your family can feel the room heating up from the heat coming off your throbbing phallic as your dih vein pulses to the beat of your cardiovascular Rhythm. Some say that when you reach full yark the penis will point twords the northern star no matter what direction your facing, this is when it becomes spiritually sanctifying for Harriet Tubman's ghost.

Yo Venton, I was full yarked last night after the Bonnie blue 24 hour special with 1000 men, my shit was like a compass it stayed true north.

by Bizzletwix January 28, 2026

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