off to meet the wizard

to go off in to the wilderness to take a piss

hey jim i am off to meet the wizard

or man i just meet the wizard it was awesome

by bulls81 June 11, 2009

Short Sleeved Wizard

You can see it coming

He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard

by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011

Wicked Wizard

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

by Prestie June 22, 2007

Party Wizard

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.

"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."

by Tree Wizard March 17, 2012

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

by postwil2000 July 13, 2012

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

by Ttale March 1, 2015