Wizard

An all knowing wise Realtor of the highest power. The wizard is to be respected and bowed down to. The wizard can read minds but prefers not to. The wizard trumps all. Anyone disrespecting the wizard shall be black listed 'til the end of eternity.

My offer was never responded to, I contacted the wizard, Rob Bunis, and was disrespectful, now no one will approve my showings.

by Hardwork&determination January 3, 2022

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.

"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "

by Wizard Of Finance December 9, 2020

Wizard

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

ice wizard

ice wizard is something/someone very cool. ice wizard is one of the best things ever made. ice wizard is something that everyone loves and cares about. ice wizard hates fire wizard though and will hate you if you like fire wizard

ice wizard is the best thing ever

by The Ice Wizard November 21, 2023