pinball wizard

Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend

A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.

pinball wizard by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

off to meet the wizard

to go off in to the wilderness to take a piss

hey jim i am off to meet the wizard

or man i just meet the wizard it was awesome

off to meet the wizard by bulls81 June 11, 2009

Short Sleeved Wizard 

You can see it coming

He tried to borrow money from you?
yeah, he's a real short sleeved wizard

Short Sleeved Wizard by Prof. dingus November 13, 2011

Wicked Wizard 

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

Wicked Wizard by Prestie June 22, 2007

Party Wizard 

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.

"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."

Party Wizard by Tree Wizard March 17, 2012

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

Chin Wizard by postwil2000 July 13, 2012

Diddle Wizard 

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

Diddle Wizard by Lupinetine October 10, 2014