Brady Haines

She’s the type of girl who clutches a Bible like it’s a designer bag, but the only commandment she follows is ‘Thou shalt love thyself — obsessively.’ Her idea of faith is posting inspirational quotes between and pity posts. Underneath the fake saint routine, she’s soft af — the kind of coward who’d run from her own shadow and then brag about how brave she is. Even her reflection rolls its eyes when she looks in the mirror.

Brady Haines is a joke.

by Tinkiebellie September 26, 2025

Zeign Brady

Zeign Brady is Uh-Mazing! He is perfect in every way! He has a love and a longing passion for life! He is a FIGHTER! He loves his Momma! He loves to play and deserves ALL the best in life! Everyone should have a "Zeign Brady" in their life!

person 1: When I grow up I wanna be a Zeign Brady!
person 2: Zeign Brady will change the world! He's so dreamy!

by Zeign Brady September 4, 2021

Basic Brady

Someone who is constantly talking about how depressed and suicidal they are; Someone who drinks and uses other substances to enhance their depression.

Have you met James?
Yeah, He's a Basic Brady.

by cokedupdiksukinho February 22, 2024

Brady

Brady is that boy that really isn't like everyone else, he's funny, caring and non judgemental, Brady is the boy that doesn't care to be like everyone else, when you first meet a Brady he will talk and joke like he's known you forever, Brady may not be the hottest guy but he has a big heart that makes up for it, Brady tries to treat and respect everyone as equals, you can tell him literally anything without fear of judgement and he will accept you for who you are, If you have a Brady in your life then you are lucky and you need to keep him around

Oh yes I love Brady it's like I can tell him everything and he accepts me for who I am.

by AnonymousUser4221421 February 1, 2022

Brady

A little Wormboy who calls him self mr steal yo girl and self proclaimed chode monster

The early bird gets the brady

by KieronSmith167 November 22, 2021

Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball

wow he a brady murphy

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

brady

a BOY who 100% has aids and doesn’t know the difference between satire and a joke. a little boy who is 100% getting lung cancer in 2 months. a little boy who said he doesn’t wanna stir shit but is the BITCHY person ever. a little boy who is so foolish and embarrassing. a little boy who calls EVERYONE a tranny/faggot even if they aren’t. He self projects….. heart emoticon

damn…. you’re acting like brady rn :/

by Kaeomii November 21, 2023