stupid walking

When you are distracted by something and start walking strangely, so you get spaced from the round of Among Us as a Crew Mate

"They were Stupid Walking, so I say we space them."

by CodyTheRed September 13, 2020

jacky walk

the act in which a young girl or boy flails their arms in a squid-like manner, while at the same time taking short, quick ape like steps. during this extensive period of low brain function, the speech of the "jacky walker" becomes high pitched and very very irritating. reasons for "jacky walking" are extreme metal issues, overdose on narcotics and the effect of being dropped on the head at birth.

Look at that girl with the Jacky walk i'm being pulled into her orbit.

by funkyrabbi January 6, 2010

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

Walking On Water

Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:

1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)

note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.

can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.

"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"

Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!

by GO DJ HaKa December 10, 2011

dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence

"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"

by Seth Russell February 22, 2021