car wash

during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.

We had a car wash and it was a lot of fun.

by vasdfvd dsafgasdfds November 24, 2004

Puerto Rican Face Wash

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

british butt wash

The act of washing a butt with tea and a side of pure white sugar (jizz)

I have my girl a British butt wash

by Pesky4 November 30, 2013

car wash

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.

"Damn, I just gave myself car wash!

by 10Triggers November 11, 2005

Mexican Car Wash

The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.

While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash

by DrTeaBags July 18, 2009

Gov School Face Wash

When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.

Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!

by TheJesusonator August 2, 2007

big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.

person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.

by festunga May 9, 2007