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When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015
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Get the vampi mug.Dude last night I was vampiring my girl.
What day was she on?
The first...it was a fucking waterfall!
What day was she on?
The first...it was a fucking waterfall!
by bigbitch February 25, 2009
Get the vampiring mug.1 (Literal definition). A fictional monster of myth and legend that sucks blood and burns in sunlight and holy water. They are undead and their status as a vampire is highly contagious, due to the fact that a vampire's bite on the neck will turn the victim into a vampire, thus causing a vampire breakout. A vampire will sleep in a coffin by day and come out at night to feed on human and/or animal blood. They tend to have a high relation to bats, as they have capes that slightly resemble bat wings and they can transform into a bat. Vampires typically wear formal white suits or other uniforms; pairing them with black shoes, red bow ties, and a large, black cape. A vampire bites its victim in the area in between the neck and the shoulder, and it has large, menacing fangs; extremely pale skin, and, occasionally, claws.
2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."
2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."
1. Oh my God, Drake, a vampire just bit me! I think I'm going to turn into one! OUCH!
2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.
2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.
by TheReshiram December 20, 2010
Get the Vampire mug.When an assignment or project is under the "Vampire Rule" it means it is due before the professor gets up in the morning...
Commonly around sunrise.
Commonly around sunrise.
When working on a Systems Architecture project at Drexel U. the professor sends out an email around 11pm stating the deadline is no longer midnight, but is now under the "Vampire Rule". This creates confusion and disarray for the student who planed to still go out at midnight and have a good time; Now they are forced to complete the assignment in order to stay with the curve.
by Disgruntled CS senior February 11, 2008
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