Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

Marquette University Tour Guides by tourguide May 23, 2011

Louisiana Tech University 

Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.

Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.

Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.

Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.

Louisiana Tech University by MissTheAsp February 24, 2013

full ride to brown university 

A euphemism for anal sex

Bob: I gave that chick a full ride to Brown University if you know what I'm sayin'

full ride to brown university by asspillow October 8, 2013

High Point University 

Private University located in High Point, North Carolina. Students consist of mostly northern, mostly preppy students and easy/slutty girls. The guys are mostly preppy and spend too much time obsessing over the easy girls. The students can be found walking around campus going to frat parties, at Club triangle, or drinking in their dorm rooms. High Point is quickly rising in competitiveness and popularity, especially in Maryland and North.

High Point University is extraordinary!

High Point University by Panthers22 May 3, 2009

University of Cincinnati

A large bad ass university located on the outskirts of Cincinnati Ohio. UC is known for its football team that will KILL your football team, girls that can out-drink your guys, and prestigious academics that will make your school look like Devry. UC is also known for its location in the strait hood, so you know they pack some serious heat.

University of Cincinnati- COME EARLY, BE LOUD, WEAR BLACK.

University of Cincinnati by 0HI0 September 21, 2009

Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush

Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.

Emory University by The Rom September 1, 2003

Brown University 

An Ivy quite misunderstood...but might be the best ivy out there with diligent students applied to such a curriculum.
Brown is not known for its grad schools like the other ivies, but known as a good place to start as a curious undergraduate that whom is not sure yet of what they want to major in.

Brown University student:"Did you know Yale was my fallback school?"

Brown University by Dartmouth_Man July 10, 2009