Half-food

Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.
I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.
by matronboy March 05, 2004
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food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.
This mustard makes for awesome food lube.
by blaip October 08, 2010
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arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
by Mark March 16, 2004
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Thot food

Cheap food (under ten dollars) that can be bought and consumed after 6pm and before 6 am (McDonald's, KFC, Hot Dogs, fast food in general).
I'm hungry, let's go get some Thot food.
You're a basic bitch, all you Finna have is some Thot food.
I'm never gonna by Thot food for my wifey.
I'm a top self B, I don't do Thot food.
If he buys you Thot food on the first date, you're a Thot.
by RIAZ April 26, 2015
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food error

A mistake involving food, often resulting in regret and second-guessing. Taste, cost, and omission are the most common of these errors.
"Man, I should not have ordered the provolone wheel. Not only was it expensive but it wasn't that good. "Yeah dude, you definitely committed a food error".
by mp2009 February 06, 2009
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Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).
Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!
by Darth Chaos September 27, 2008
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food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.
"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"
by razzledazzlerose February 19, 2010
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