Cream massacre

Blowing your load all over a woman/especially on her face

I cream massacred a bitch last night.

by Jsudonym April 28, 2019

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder March 29, 2018

Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.

"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."

by masterdarkly January 06, 2014

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 March 14, 2014

chantilly cream

To cream pie inside a woman's ass and for her to push it back out.

That Sophie is a right slut, she let me Chantilly cream her round the back of Lidls!

by Zeranol April 15, 2016

Doggy Cream

The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.

guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up

girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)

by megathiccboi March 22, 2018

Pussy cream

Sticky lick ur glue

Pussy cream

by June 05, 2022