salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

by Micko!! December 3, 2003

working at the salt mine

Being a troll or acting stupid to make somebody salty

Jim: I saw this dumb-ass on reddit yesterday being an asshole to everybody, he even called an autistic kid a "dumb fucking faggot that should kill himself."
Bob: Oh don't worry about him, he was just working at the salt mine.

by Clean hand sanitizer May 20, 2016

bitter brown salt

It's a slang for MDMA crystal

Did u get some of that bitter brown salt last night?'

by Moschinoslave February 20, 2017

dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity

"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"

by The tang slang November 6, 2017

go pound salt

Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.

Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"

by Wonder woman June 24, 2004

Salt and Cayenne Pepper

Having gray hair in a ginger/red beard

Look at all these gray hairs in my ginger beard. I need some hair dye to get rid of the salt and cayenne pepper look

by Geektastic81 February 1, 2022

Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 8, 2022