The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Hot Seat

Somewhere that everyone has been before

Ged: “Yo Dan chill you’ve been in the hot seat before… Don’t make fun of pro surfer Morgan.”

by pipitup_ August 14, 2024

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chair

i seat chair

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011