The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005

by Argoth March 24, 2004

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
by adam xe4 March 1, 2005

by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010

by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005
