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Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005
mugGet the Rockstar Landingmug.

land grab

Gaining land through attacking in online strategy games such as Ambar.
Keep your troops home for now, we are gonna make a huge land grab in a little while.
by Argoth March 24, 2004
mugGet the land grabmug.

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010
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Land Shark

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.
Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.
by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013
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landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.
Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
by adam xe4 March 1, 2005
mugGet the landing gearmug.

landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.
Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!
by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010
mugGet the landing padmug.

landing pad

(stomach; back) When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out cumming on her stomach or back during sex.
by boobookittyfuck February 8, 2005
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