board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 05, 2004
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board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???
by bzm June 03, 2004
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waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.
I am waxing the boards as we speak.
by Jake O. July 11, 2008
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goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 08, 2017
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child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth
yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend
by May 26, 2024
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shot board

A part of a body where agreed for a guy to cum on.
Hey, shot board? Ok?
by Xero9 August 26, 2023
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