Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
by Bennylumpkin@gmail.com Lumpkin July 27, 2016
When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
by Mik3Leo November 11, 2021
by punxneedpie January 27, 2018
When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.
by nathonion September 27, 2023
by Barens April 11, 2022
Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.
Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.
Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.
Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.
by Stoney69 April 3, 2020