“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
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Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
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Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq
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