Pete Hegshit

The most incompetent and unqualified Secretary of Defense in the history the United States.

. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Pete

I really cool guy 😃

Hey Pete! You’re my best friend

by Petewicks@bigcock101 November 25, 2021

Pete Smells

Pete smells

Pete smells

by Tt7hfegvwtjxaiqc November 23, 2021

Mr. Pete

Mr. Pete is a term used to describe exceptionally capable and competent person

Especially now that you are Mr. Pete

by tommiepreis November 10, 2021

neutral pete

A nigga who don't claim either side but never gets fucked wit cuz he prolly hoop or some shit.

"Who is buddy over there lookin like a opp nd shit"
"Foe chill, that's just neutral Pete"

by Ostrich April 9, 2015