Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.

Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!

by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005

superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.

"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"

by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Land Shark

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.

Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.

by Jewses Chrost September 5, 2013

landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.

Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.

by adam xe4 March 1, 2005

landing pad

The darkened, areola area on a woman's breast.

Hey Joe...I just One of my girlfrend's landing pads is bigger than the other!

by Alpha Axl December 4, 2010

landing gear

plums,grapes, balls,nuts,junk,gear,jewels,beans seedbags

After I made her eat a hand full of alpo I got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.

by Ymir April 29, 2004