Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.

Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!

by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.

Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019

Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

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Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded

I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself

by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018

Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.

Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.

by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011