mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".

Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

Cookie taco

Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.

Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.

by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017

event taco

a person who attends a variety of events or parties.

This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.

by stillinmarvinsroom August 2, 2017

Taco Tickler

A Mexican person that fondles tacos to make them shoot out their meaty goodness.

Juan: *tickles taco*
Jose: Mmm juicy spicy meat!
Carlos: Fucking taco ticklers.

by SquigglyJew March 4, 2014

taco adventure

The act of seeking pussy

"Tim" Yo Mike, wanna chill and watch the game?
"Mike" No can do bro, me and the boy are on a taco adventure tonight.

by YogDaddy July 21, 2017

Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.

Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.

by boy big zai September 8, 2019

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017