Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place

Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!

by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016

new mackin handshake

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite

Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(

by M.Boy December 14, 2016

Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.

Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019

Long Island Handshake

A manual anal stimulation technique whereby the gentleman inserts four fingers, pinky at bottom... index on top, into the ladies rectum. The move is fully executed when the thumb has been inserted into the vagina and the man's hand is shook vertically as if introducing himself to the lady. A quick way to remember this technique is "four in the stink, thumb in her pink."

My new neighbor introduced me to his wife so to be polite I gave her a Long Island Handshake.

-or-

Nothing relaxes Suzy more after a long day at the office, than a nice glass of wine and a Long Island Handshake from her boyfriend.

by sonny chiba December 26, 2006

Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.

Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.

by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011