A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome!
by Blitzkrieg999 May 7, 2010
Get the South Parkmug. My religion.
Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.
south park rocks :)
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.
south park rocks :)
by wetweis March 22, 2010
Get the South Parkmug. just like rock star parking or 'prime parking'; when one finds the perfect parking space, right next to or in front of the entrance to wherever he or she is going.
Hey look, there's a space right in front of the bar we're going to. Grab it!
Princess parking, nice!
Princess parking, nice!
by Johnny 5 September 4, 2005
Get the princess parkingmug. by Ur Mutha Fool March 28, 2003
Get the south parkmug. A place where the only two things one can do is sleep with prostitutes or get stoned. Cops don't do jackshit and like to spend their time at the local strip club, the only good time one can have in a town like this is at San Gennaros and that's because Long Beach kids like to start shit.
The rich people that live in Harbor Isle can get away with murder because their parents are lawyers. People get shot in the head in front of the Middle School and no one seems to think this is a problem. The town is full of Guidos that are ignorant tools and are proud of being Italian when they're only a quarter percent, and the girls are ALL whores with bad dyed blonde hair. Everyone knows everyone. If you get in trouble Uptown, chances are your mom will know within five minutes.
Our "beach" is filled with trash from when Oil City leaked and is technically a marsh. The giant hill by Peter's Clam Bar happens to be made from left over trash over the years. Island Park forever reeks of trash, low tide, and the unwashed. Our school almost sank until they figured out that maybe they should fix it. Island Park seems to have a hatred of most Oceanside and Long Beach kids for no reason. The Bar uptown caters to the lowest of the low, and the man illegal immigrants seem to think it's ok to rob other people.
Everyone cares about other peoples appearances, everyone is in everyone's business and gossips about others because their lives are so fucking boring. If you don't go to Church, you're gossiped about and suddenly become a whore who goes to Plantation Motel to make a quick buck. Our senators are hypocrites that cheat on their wives with whores. Everyone knows each other by their last names.
A lot of kids are either dead, drugged out in rehab, or are living at home when they're still 30 years old. And yet many of the rich people seem to think their town is perfect. A perfect example of ignorance and how oblivious others are to what's going on in their "bubble".
Above all else, a place to avoid unless you want to score good drugs. Otherwise you're screwed if you want to actually want to do something with your life.
The rich people that live in Harbor Isle can get away with murder because their parents are lawyers. People get shot in the head in front of the Middle School and no one seems to think this is a problem. The town is full of Guidos that are ignorant tools and are proud of being Italian when they're only a quarter percent, and the girls are ALL whores with bad dyed blonde hair. Everyone knows everyone. If you get in trouble Uptown, chances are your mom will know within five minutes.
Our "beach" is filled with trash from when Oil City leaked and is technically a marsh. The giant hill by Peter's Clam Bar happens to be made from left over trash over the years. Island Park forever reeks of trash, low tide, and the unwashed. Our school almost sank until they figured out that maybe they should fix it. Island Park seems to have a hatred of most Oceanside and Long Beach kids for no reason. The Bar uptown caters to the lowest of the low, and the man illegal immigrants seem to think it's ok to rob other people.
Everyone cares about other peoples appearances, everyone is in everyone's business and gossips about others because their lives are so fucking boring. If you don't go to Church, you're gossiped about and suddenly become a whore who goes to Plantation Motel to make a quick buck. Our senators are hypocrites that cheat on their wives with whores. Everyone knows each other by their last names.
A lot of kids are either dead, drugged out in rehab, or are living at home when they're still 30 years old. And yet many of the rich people seem to think their town is perfect. A perfect example of ignorance and how oblivious others are to what's going on in their "bubble".
Above all else, a place to avoid unless you want to score good drugs. Otherwise you're screwed if you want to actually want to do something with your life.
by Kyai October 17, 2006
Get the Island Parkmug. One of the skeeziest places in northern virginia thats full of drug dealing, designer bag toting, abercrombie wearing, alcoholic kids who outspend daddy's bank accounts and think theyre hott because of it.
by Jennifer Divougue November 8, 2008
Get the Osbourn Parkmug. i live in sp, i dont see anything particularly great about it, but its nothing to look down on. its an ok place, pretty much your average upper-midddle class folks. as far as the high school goes, i havent seen a single person pop their collar. nobody does that. its douchy. oh, and if you live in severna park and have never lived anywhere else, dont badmouth it. we have it nice, so enjoy it while it lasts. oh, and im like the only minority that lives here exept for like, i dont know, all the others. yes, theres alot of white people, but we do exist here.
kids with parents who are famous/own a buisness= severn
everyone else= Severna Park High
not too shabby
everyone else= Severna Park High
not too shabby
by tribeof1 January 16, 2011
Get the Severna Parkmug.