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Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.
While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.
by S. McCormick April 7, 2021
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Mafia

What I call people with deformities.
Person 1: Hey, do you have a deformity?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are a "Mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011
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Backwoods Mafia

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.
by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022
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Russian mafia

A sex position, an aggressive 69 originated in Macomb Michigan
Yooooo me and my girl are about to do the Russian mafia
by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021
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Mafia

What I call people who are dwarfs
Person 1: Are you a dwarf?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "Mafia"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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Mafia

When a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard wants to smack backs.
Person 1: Hey, are you a Cuban-Dominican-Spaniard who likes to smack backs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "Mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
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