Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Cone sting

A Cone Sting is when a female older than the age of 35 cheats on you.

Bruh... My girlfriend cone stang me!

Dude! Watch out! Those girls can cone sting you!

by TheMuffinTop May 30, 2016

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023

forbidden snow cone

when you sell snow cones made of cum

i bought a forbidden snow cone from nate.

by Kentrowl1 March 9, 2022

cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017

Feed Cone

Verb.

Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.

Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?

by Conefeeder January 13, 2023