A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.
Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”
“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter
Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”
“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter
Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"
by Sammy in CMH July 22, 2006
Get the clam cammomug. A female's butthole.
She was on the rag and wouldn't give me her love hole, so I had turn her around and shove it in her mud clam.
by mroffensive February 14, 2008
Get the mud clammug. The lesser-known cousin of the awkward turtle. Used when a situation is sketchy. The motion is two closed fists, joined at the wrist, making a clapping motion.
The Maharishi University of Management attracts large numbers of hippies, but still exhibits strong class division. *sketchy clam*
by Mary Wollstonecraft June 11, 2008
Get the sketchy clammug. when a girl jumps into a body of water and accidentally gets smashed by a rock in her 'parts' leaving her unable to swim to shore
by itsmaribitch January 20, 2009
Get the clam downmug. by Mallory January 6, 2004
Get the clam mashingmug. A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.
They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.
by fair_claire April 27, 2010
Get the Clam Bakemug. The female equivalent of the cock block, but amongst two girls who'd like to get it on. A much more graphic term to use than box lock.
Trent is hanging out with a bunch of his lesbian friends at a bar. One of his friends' name is Lily.
Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.
Trent has just clam jammed Lily.
Lily: That girl at the bar is so hot. I'm going to go hit on her.
Trent: No, I'm cranky. Let's go home.
Lily: Ok fine.
Trent has just clam jammed Lily.
by Candyce January 12, 2009
Get the clam jammug.