Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

Shit-taxed

When someone is being an all around shitty person, usually a junkie, or a thief, and something bad happens to them, or they get something taken from them. This is called getting shit-taxed. Sometimes you may be the one to charge the shit-tax.

Becky is such an awful person. She needs to get shit-taxed real bad.

by AgonyFuel June 25, 2020

print the tape

1) The act of buying or selling a stock and registering it to the exchange

2) The act of succeeding with getting the girl

1) I buy 250 Johnny John at market. Print the tape

2) Despite his efforts, Eduardo could't print the tape with the girl because he has Smileytardo disease

by jblazenyc January 14, 2009

i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

The Simpsons Tapped Out

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

tapped out

raped, as in it has happened before

Kalena, I don't care if your dad tapped you out

by Hector Rico September 5, 2005

Tapped

Used in most part of England to describe a handsome/beautiful young person. This derives from TAPPED acrostically which stands for 'Totally Awesome Person Pretty Every Day'

Check out that kid over there, he is 'Tapped'

by LoserEve June 2, 2010