skank dating

Finding skanky chicks to date because they smoke, do drugs, like crazy sex, etc.. you know - girls who are FUN!

Stop dating good girls and do some skank dating.

by bill1102inf January 18, 2009

Spunk Thief

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.

John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.

by theburner September 8, 2010

stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.

Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."

by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010

spark the la

To smoke weed. Quoted by rapper/ producer Madlib.

Yo, everyday, any day, yo, I spark the la

by MyJoseph November 12, 2015

skank-tassel

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

by Jannopop September 8, 2016

Stank Whoolie

This is the opposite of a DANK WHOOLIE. It is a whoolie so bad it stank like a crack heads breathe.

"Dude Bret hit such a dank whoolie the other day" "Check mine out"

"Jesus christ Trevor! That was a stank whoolie! Go back to riding your sisters tricycle you fucking squid!

by LemonChurdle July 15, 2020

spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022