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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Solibelle

a woman/girl who romanticizes her life, likes to be alone and enjoys nature.
“my life has been so peaceful lately, i’ve become a solibelle.”
by jofiflore July 22, 2024
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solidarity fart

When you walk into a public men’s bathroom and notice another man in the stall taking a shit - this is the fart you release when you pull up to the urinal, start peeing. It must be audible and fully on purpose. This is a man’s way of saying “I’m with you brother” without actually saying anything. Best done with only one man at the urinals as your identity can be hidden best, especially in the workplace
Coworker: where is Johnny?

Me: I saw his shoes under the stall in the men’s room. Gave him a long and loud solidarity fart to let him know I’m here with him and support him in his battle
by The dude from Albany July 23, 2024
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Solideen

Solideen Is A Philadelphia Slang Used as To Agreeing with another party on a topic
You coming to after hour

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by Ovo6tim March 6, 2024
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Solidified

legitimate, worthy, of intrinsic value, rich - said of a person.
"I'm solidified, call the plug and get a pie"
by September Mage June 11, 2024
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Soliaya

she is the biggest back person you will every know
Soliaya is my bestie
by woofwood5526 June 20, 2024
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siliho

AI thot / AI influencer account of a hot chick. From "in silico", because these fake girls only exist as electronic activity through silicon chips.
Siliho, you live in silico.
by leeroyescu January 29, 2026
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