smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.

I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

smart

mental pain or suffering.

"sorrow is the effect of smart, and smart the effect of faith" -John Bunyan

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.

"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."

by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

jessie smart

totnes motive host, chillest sigma around. generosity is insane from her. her boyfriend mogs.

hey when’s the next totnes motive?
i don’t know let’s ask jessie smart

by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024