Sir Pith-a-lot

For the sake of being pithy, Sir Pith-a-Lot shortens everything, often disregarding proper nouns.

“There is no “I” in Leonardo da Vinc” - Sir Pith-a-Lot

by ezalg December 18, 2013

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

Sir Cadwell

The Finest, Fanciest gentleman in the entire multiverse. Signature attire: White tailcoat and White top-hat.

"omg Sir Cadwell the great just waved at me!!!" *wetness intensifies*

by Krusty K. May 15, 2018

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Sir Orbit

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention his super nice!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

sir grump

Ill Tempered man, devirginizing is his occupation.

Sir Grump devirginized all members of an alliance, both male and female.

by Evil ZsiZsi August 31, 2017

Sir Monty

A reference to famous British WWII General Montgomery, a man revered for his "military genius", which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.

This word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.

Tom: I can't figure out how to use the brakes in my car.

Hal: Good job, Sir Monty.

by Holawel December 13, 2010