dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.

Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.

by therealfefinitionknowet June 30, 2022

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

shrek

a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers

wow dylan has a big shrek

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Shrek

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020