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racism Shotgun

by korbloc_dragonte April 9, 2023
mugGet the racism Shotgunmug.

get the shotgun

the thing you say when wanting to end something that you consider cringe or bad, getting the shotgun to kill it.
this quote can only be said if you have a shotgun or toy gun to use after the line has been said.
me: sees that BFDI TF fanfic
also me: GET THE SHOTGUN
by PikaboyMOD August 28, 2023
mugGet the get the shotgunmug.

Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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shotgun fuck

When two people both call shotgun for the front seat. The result being the two people fucking each other. The first one to cum doesn't get the seat.
Matt: I had such a good shotgun fuck last night with Megan!
Dylan: What the hell is a shotgun fuck dude?
Matt: A fight over the front seat which leads to sex whoever cums first loses.
Dylan: Now I understand
by Thewhitestboyyouknow August 11, 2023
mugGet the shotgun fuckmug.

Shotgunning A Blunt

(This works with nic too) Shotgunning is when you take a hit of your blunt (or nic) and exhale it into your friend’s or partner’s face or mouth.
I was shotgunning a blunt with my friend and he started kissing me with tongue.

I love when he shotguns his blunt in my mouth while we make out.
by <_ProxY_> July 18, 2024
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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
mugGet the Shotgun Vasectomymug.

shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.
Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.
by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012
mugGet the shotgunmug.

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