mrs shefchick

The worst fucking teacher ever. She pressures ppl and makes kids cry. She looks like a crap covered in powdered sugar. She is always yelling and will annoy you. She enjoys making kids sad. She feeds off of kid's depression. She is so old that if she tried to do a fortnite dance she would break in half. She is so blind that she needs glasses built into her fucking eye sockets. She is so old that when someone told her to act her age she died. She is so old that she saw Paul Revere when he was a child.

My whole group was fooling around and mrs shefchick only got mad at me for it

by bjdshjkdgsjgdiqd December 12, 2019

Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

Mason Shaffer

Peppa

Mason Shaffer do be peppa doe

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020

Troy Shaffer

Pretty small penis

Yeehaw I banged ur mom and I’m troy Shaffer

by cool nacho May 31, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020

Shitler Shelfie

A selfie taken on the toilet with an image of Hitlers face cropped over your own.

Dude what a nice shitler Shelfie you sent me, great job!

by DaddyScrub January 20, 2021