Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

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Homo scrapiens

The next step in evolution from the Homo sapiens. Can be found in any kitchen in Thornbury and surrounding areas between the hours of 6pm and 6am scraping their favourite crack pipe. Place of residence for perfecting their scraping is at the famous head quarters 44 rock street.

‘All the pukes of gone, get the scrapes on’ said the carpet picker

The warden excitedly replies ‘here we are carpet picker take the pebble plate and I insist on first scrape’

Carpet picker reluctantly agrees

This defines the homo scrapiens.

by Bob turner September 25, 2019

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Eye Scrape (scraping)

N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.

E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!

John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.

Eye Scrape (scraping)

by Bug2017 May 26, 2018

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