jacob quackenbush

da quack

jacob quackenbush works at nordic

by awesomeavis1001 April 11, 2020

jacob marquez

Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.

Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.

"Hey is that Jacob marquez on the tv"

by Popman060703 January 4, 2017

Jacob Kaplan

Is someone ok at sports. can cook ok. Is a leader.

Jacob Kaplan is a name!

by Qaplan February 6, 2017

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

The Jacob Mabb

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014

Jacob Hawksley

The one who fucking beats the shit out of people and becomes aggravated and mad very easily. He might even be a angry new animal or beast. Who really gives a shit though he kills anyone who comes in his way. Or just pushes them like his friends Zach and Gavin. He is one hell of a shithead.

Jacob Hawksley will kill.

by Hawksley, JaxKrew May 21, 2018

Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.

Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.

by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016