pixie sticking

Verb; the art of filling straws with cocaine shoving it in your butt and having someone blow the contents into you

Krumme thought he was rolling until hamner introduced him to pixie sticking!

by El taco salad May 6, 2014

hole smacking

1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.

(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)

I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.

by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014

Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014

Ad-stalking

The was Google follows your browsing habits and then displays ads based on the sites you have been to.

Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.

by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015

Dick Snacking

The act of always sucking cock

She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."

by Fruity Chalfont April 14, 2015

Softly-stalking

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person

She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week

by SweepIt June 8, 2015

turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016