Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

Shotgunism

The belief that shotguns are the greatest.

Everyone should convert into shotgunism

by SavageGoneWild June 27, 2017

Triplebarrel Shotgun

The ultimate shotgun for dibbsing or aquirering the last say or best position.

"I shotgun front seat"
"I doublebarrel shotgun front seat"
"I triplebarrel shotgun front seat"

I.e the last person gets the front seat.

by StevenAWESOMENESS July 21, 2010

auto shotgun

Auto shotgun goes to a person who always rides shotgun with the person 24/7 and is always playing the music

Bro I have auto shotgun, I always play the music and am always with you

by Killer whale September 8, 2016

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.

Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy

by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021

shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012