Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

Sensor ship

A boat off shore that keeps track of the violence on land and alerts the area of threat usually keeping an untampered with record. Surpasses censorship and detailing.

They sent a destroyer after the sensor ship after preventing high tide.

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025

Let the ship sink

A phrase that is used to express your disinterest in making a hopeless situation better.

I don't fucking care. We can quit everything tomorrow. Let the ship sink!

by dontyougiveupnanana February 5, 2025

courtship vs. ship-court

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".

by QuacksO March 4, 2025

ship hopper

Someone crossing boarders by switching from ship to ship

"Hey did you hear Sean's dad was a ship hopper? That's how he got over the boarder boat by boat"

by Jelly magoo November 24, 2021

Shipping

Delivering a package to someone else over land.

The shipping for my Amazon package was longer than usual.

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv May 27, 2023